Pop's Pointers

1. Eat over your bowl.
2. Follow Pop's pointers.
3. Pop's pointers are correct by definition.
4. The car's accelerator is not digital.
5. Always take the same amount of steps while bowling.
6. Don't put a plastic bag over your head.
7. Always use a place mat.
8. Don't go to a wedding hungry.
9. Don't try to rescue your neighbor's pitbull.
10. Chew your food before you talk.
11. When being chased by a bear, you only need to be faster than the other guy.